Magicked bed

Summon forth your magicked bed, and dream a little dream of never needing to get up.

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Voeburt, there lived a member of the royal family slothful of body but quick of mind. This man desired naught more than to never be parted from his pillow, and so commissioned a bed that could fly...only to swiftly take to the sky without paying for it. He, presumably, lived happily ever after.