Gestahl

Summon Gestahl. He's a cute puppy dog. Yes, he is. Yes, he is a cute puppy dog. A cute puppy dog, yes, he is. Awww, such a cute puppy dog... Yes...

Despite being found lapping up day-old vomit behind the Forgotten Knight, the air of nobility displayed by this pup as he rolled in the filth was proof enough of his royal bloodline, and before the night was through, an official pedigree was drawn up, changing Gestahl's life forever.