Boon baboon
MinionPatch 7.3
This clearing is currently as bare as a white baboon's buttocks. - Felicitous Furball
LORE
Summon your boon baboon minion. May sound like a generous creature, but don't expect any favors.
The male of this species of baboon is identifiable by the luxurious growth of fur around its shoulders, which gives the impression of a mantle. In stark contrast, its buttocks are completely bare, with plump, red cheeks on display for all and sundry to see. In certain parts of the Far East, baboons are regarded fondly by avid readers due to their cry resembling the local name of a popular work of fantasy.
